"Be nice to everyone, always smile and appreciate things because it could all be gone tomorrow."
this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
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this was and always will be TV gold
Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: what are we?
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
I put your mother through hell, don’t you mind I hurt your brother as well, don’t you mind don’t you mind Oh I was thinking about killing myself, don’t you mind I love you, don’t you mind don’t you mind …
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase
So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this
And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and
My mum is the best
Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this